Kill The Pig

A phrase used to do something horrible, crazy, fun, or dangerous like Skateboarding down a hill, Jumping off a building, Raping a police officer, Getting fucking wasted, killing a man, taking a shit and then throwing it at the queen, pulling a sicky off work etc. It's like another word for 'YOLO' but much fucking cooler.

Can also be shortened down by saying "KTP"

Sam: "Hey John, wanna get wasted?"

John: "Yeah man Kill The Pig"

Sam: "I just killed the pig and pulled a sicky off work today so I can take a shit and throw it at the queen."
John: "Safeee"

John: "wanna kill the pig and skate down the top of that massive hill over there?"
Sam: "Yeah man KTP style."

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killing the pig

To make a large sum of money. Derived from a "piggy bank" with so much money in it that it's stuffing and hence killing the pig.

Any one who has bought investment property in Perth, Australia is killing the pig.

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Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

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kill two pigs with one bird

To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds

Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?

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Killing pigs

Wasting time on your mobile device.

From the addictive app "Angry Birds" - a game where you use birds to try and kill the pigs.

Please stop killing pigs and listen to me!

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Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."

If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.

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