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A small town located in Southern California. Population of 11,000, 95% Mexican, 4% White Rich Cowboys, 1% Other. You can find many paisas roaming the streets in their riced out cars. Probably one of the most boring cities in the nation.
"Dude, I'm heading over to King City to hit a party!"
"King City sucks!"
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King City is not in Southern Cali, it's in Central Cali. The cutoff line is in Delano (the valley). $crap town, but the Norte still putz it down. No economy whatsoever....they tried to build some nice houses to attract people or something, then the economy took a shit, so that didn't work. Home to tons of $craps, wannabe $craps, and most of all, the paisas. Also ridiculous rich white kids....people in King City think you're royalty if you have the name Hearne, Metz, Meyer, Nino, Bray, Escobar (all names of ranchers that founded the small ass town or feed store owners....how presitigious!). Increased gang violence in the past few years....but few arrests, cuz no one talks. The only thing going on is.....nothing. Everyone, and I mean everyone from KC gets fucked up, cuz that's the only thing you do. If you're from KC, you still get fucked up. A lot of people don't make it out, sadly. The town to the south, Lockwood, is much better. KC breeds a person that gets fucked up, doesn't care about shit, gets in fights, acts rowdy, and then remains that way for life. But it's home, so some of us, even if we don't want to, still like it.
"what you bang, homie"
"King City MKL, buster"
"pop pop pop....another $crapa dead"
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Chi City Kings are male illusionists.
Women, mostly lesbians who dress in mens clothing for purposes of entertainment.
They are a troupe that consists of multiple Drag Kings, or male illusionist, who live in the Chicagoland area. Think opposite of drag queens. Performing for parties, charity events, and nightclubs and taking any opportunity to give back the the community. Lip syncing songs of different Genre's ranging from New Wave, Hip Hop, R&B, Pop, Rock, Latin and so forth.
Members of the LGBTQ community have long awaited a highly anticipated performance that have been in the works for some time but without loosing faith in the troupe, a number of loyal gays and lesbians attend local shows and usually feel entertained at the end of the event.
See also: Drag king
lesbian 1: Where were you last night?
lesbian 2: I went to go see the best drag kings perform at this random bar.
lesbain 1: Best drag kings? You must be talking about the Chi City Kings, OMGosh they're so effin sexy!
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To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city
George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much
Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city