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king of the castle:sex on a tower, or other high structure with one or both people wearing a BK crown and afterwards exclaiming"KING OF THE CASTLE!"
also usually the "female" is bent over the side
man!poets seat tower is a perfect place to play king of the castle at night!
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phrase originally coined by borat to express his pleasure at the supposed opulence of his hotel. in the vernacular, the phrase is generally meant to refer to a person who has attained great success in his life
Person A: Dude, I fucked Anna last night."
Person B: "Anna? She'd never fuck you. You're shitting me, right?
Person A: "Nah, dude; king in the castle."
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The top dawg in Kazakhstan. Everyone loves him. He is the most fashionable and at any given moment anyone will get on their knees and eat his shit to the bone.
Borat- "Ooh lala! Oh well. King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair, I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this King in the Castle!"
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A type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability. Takes the attitude of "I want to be the best thing that's ever happened to a woman's vagina and if she's had anyone else, then I won't be."
"Did you ever hook up with that one guy?"
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."
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The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!
"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.
Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’