King wash

When a woman gives your asshole a cracking good tongue fuck

Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night

Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation

Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King

Truck Wash Kings

The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes

Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings