kissed me in australia

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.

"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."