klepto yeti

A large, hairy, and white male who possesses an almost snow-like complexion and has an unquenchable thirst for thievery. Commonly dwells in the more temperate southern regions of the world and is a relative of the northeastern yetty.

Blight! My jumpdrive's gone... damn klepto yeti must've ganked it when I went to the bathroom.

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