knoif

also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.

"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"

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knoife

1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

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a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

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