Knowlewest

Knowle west, a place where the chavs stroll and rob, and the old moan and groan, is a place where you can't find one un-related person, some how they're all cousins, they even look the same too. I swear on my nans backy tin I once saw a guy there with 13 toes. Every time i walk through there feels like my shoes laces will be taken straight from under me, sketchy vibes. Hands in pockets. Never look up.

The little boy from knowlewest strolling through the street, came home to realise he had no shoes on his feet.

SON:Daad what's that place over there?

DAD:Oh, that's knowlewest son , you must promise me you'll never go there!