The Kodak

The Notorious dance that rapper, Kodak Black does in all of his music videos.

Yo, look at homie over there doing the Kodak!

kodaked

verb, transitive, past-tense.

Infinitive form: to kodak.

Present/future tense form: kodakking.

Definition: To involuntarily suffer near-total to total data loss to your hard drives. Especially if due to poorly programmed proprietary software that comes with new hardware.

Background: Some versions of Kodak Easyshare software had a tendency to mung FAT32 partitions. Yes, I was one of the victims of that delightful little bug.

Fucking driver update totally kodaked my box, and I have an assignment due tomorrow!...URGE TO KILL, RISING!

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a kodak

A nightmare

last night i had a kodak that i was hung from a tree

Kodak

Something old, outdated, unfashionable, out of style, irrelevant, passe. Makes reference the film company which transcended from a large, well-known brand to obscurity. An adjective that is an insult.

Oh my god, acid-wash jeans are so Kodak!

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kodak

n,v. A word usually referring to the company kodak that produces photographic and imagery equipment but is also used to describe the action of taking a picture to remember an orgasmic or just exciting time or event in ones life usually done by mothers that embarrass their kids.

Mom:Oh you look so cute in your leotard

Son:Mom....can you stop

Mom:I just have to make this a kodak

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Kodak

Kodak has destroyed its own brand so much, that it is now a generally accepted pejorative term. For example,

There is no greater insult than saying to a CEO that they Kodak'ed their company, or that a corporate executive is a "Kodak executive".

Even worse, "You should work at Kodak" or "you sound like you worked at Kodak" to describe an business professional as being completely devoid of any creative thinking and unaware of business threats.

We now refer to companies that failed to innovate or recognizing disruptive technologies by saying, they got "Kodak'ed" or are "Kodak afflicted".

"I dont invest in Kodaks" to illustrate an investment strategy to avoids investing in companies with proven track records of low innovation.

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kodak

Where some-one never brushes their teeth. As a result a dirty film appears over them making them look filthy.

Blimey guvnor your washwoods ( washwood heath, TEETH) have more film on um than kodak!

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