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Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

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Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

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konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020

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konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 15, 2003

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Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024