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kosher-halal

When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.

“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal

Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”

by Max Louis August 3, 2007

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kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein February 27, 2007

10👍 5👎