person who comes over to your house at the worst time and sleeps on a mattress near your bed.
The nickname of the greatest Canadian of all time. He’s also brown. Out of 10 for awesomeness, he can be over 9000.
Guy 1: Kashan is a cool man
Guy 2: it’s not kashan it’s kosho. Wait is he the best Canadian ever.
Guy 1: no.
Guy 2: then never mind.