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kung pow

One of my all-time favorite movies. Includes such great lines as "I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!"
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!

I love Kung Pow!

by the ladies man December 9, 2003

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kung pow

The best parody movie EVAR.

The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR

I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.

"You go that way, I'll go home"

"I've CHOSEN the large tub"

"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"

" I swing a bit more"

"I swing a bit less"

"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"

"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

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kung pow

One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.

Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!

by You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea! August 3, 2005

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