kung fu foop

Thinking you have to fart while doing kung fu moves but accidentally pooping, thus resulting in a foop. Usually happens after eating a gaseous meal when someone is listening to the song "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" and trying out new kung fu moves. Can also happen while watching Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, or similar cool kung fu movies. Beware: can result in speckled underwear.

Ronaldo: Earlier when I was kung fu fighting and everybody was fast as lightning, I thought I had to toot, but I accidentally pooped.

Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!

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