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1. The art of fixing cars invented by Cedric of At The Drive-In.
2. Asian food.
Cedric has a freakin' black belt in Kung Pao, but not Tai-Bo.
While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.
Did she choke on your cock?
Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.
n. Slang for cocaine, chewch or nose whiskey...
1. Every Friday I pick up an order of Kung Pao chicken to start the weekend off right. 2. Kung Pao, it's what's for dinner. 3. Bawk-bawk chicken Kung Pao!
An expletive that a man shouts out after an amazing orgasm.
Kung Pao! Baby, that was awesome!
The day after you Kung-Pao chicken, the burning sensation you get in your rear end when you take a poo.
I ate Kung-pao chicken last night, and I had Kung-Pao Oww today soo bad that I had to put the toilet paper in the freezer.
When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.
Him: I heard you have sex with everyone.
Her: l just like kung pao chicken!
When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').
"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."
"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."