kung pao dumper

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."