kyle mulligan

Kyle mulligans are handsome, hilarious, hardworking, and caring creatures. Kyle mulligans are gentle and loveable. They're also messy and air headed at times however these qualities can be forgiven as they're awesome in all other aspects. The most fascinating characteristic about these magnificent creatures is the uncanny ability to chose the most perfect mates.

"What's that magestic thing over there wearing a horse shirt?"
"Oh it's a Kyle Mulligan. Notice the perfect girl in it's presence."