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Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce
Ah yes, the "Pamp el mouse" La Croix is my favorite.
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A person who is straight, with a fruity (gay) personality or behavior.
"Did you see Chris call Brad hot last night?"
"Yeah, too bad he's straight as a board. What a La Croix."
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Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.
Jamie used to drink Diet Coke 5 times a day but now she drinks La Croix 10 times a day instead
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pronounced "la crotch"
fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
Have you tried the new La Croix flavor: the concept of a grape?
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1. The Cross
2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).
3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
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Translated from Italian to Mandarin to Greek to Chinese to English to American Sign Language to British to Bolivian back to Mandarin to Russian then finally translated to English and it means: The Pee
Ah! La Croix. I was wondering when pee would be put in a drink!
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Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning
La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.
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