labor shits

Shitting all over as the result of pushing out a baby.

"Hey girl when you were having your baby did you poop?"
"Yea, i shit all over the place."
"Lol yea i got it on the doctor, he said "its ok just a case of the labor shits, happens all the time.""

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Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.

Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.

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