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lactic squeeze

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.

Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006

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Lactic Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.

Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

by Michael Hayes January 11, 2006

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lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 26, 2003

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Lactic acid

The burning senstation you get in your legs and buttocks after a really hardcore sexual episode.

after two hours of cunnilingus his/her tounge was filled with lactic acid.

While fucking her doggy style his ass and legs began to feel the effects of lactic acid and he could no longer stand

by Diddilly Doo doo May 18, 2006

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Lacticous

Baby humans naturally need milk for growing. When this milk is provided on tap via the mother's teet. When the baby attaches it's (toothless) mouth to the female nipple like it was the Tootsie Pop owl, the nerve endings on mom's boob positively react to the sucking sensation in a weird but pleasurable way by producing lactose (breast milk). This happens because the mother likes how it feels and because it's feels weirdly sexual, her brain tells her that her baby needs this milk to live and it's totally normal. This contradictory feeling leaves the mother feeling lacticuos.

When something is weird but normal (oftentimes metaphorically).

When the Disc Golfer became frustrated was told an 18 hole course would cost real money to play, but only until he was told a golf cart would be included. This left him feeling very lacticous.

by Baul Punyan December 15, 2023


My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021


lactic brown

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted

That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown

by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011