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Lake City, aka as Lake Shitty, is in North Central Florida. Yea we've got a lot of fake bitches, try hards, and pot heads who think theyre cool but rlly arent. Some people think its super duper cool to meet on the fairgrounds w their big trucks.. other ppl just go to bigger cities to have real fun. Guaranteed you can ask anyone to smoke and they'll be down, if not that theres plenty of 15 yr olds who sell juul pods for way too much. If u come here you'll have a gr8 time eating at the 10000 restaurants we have, but then there's nothing to do after that. Even though we're the "gateway" to Florida, there's nothing worth stopping for so just keep driving.
Dude 1: "Yo let's go do something.."
Dude 2: "Wtf are we gonna do, ain't nothin in Lake Shitty"
Dude 1: "Yea, I'm ready to get outta Lake City."
The holy land for the End-timers, Lake City's most (in)famous religious group. Here in Lake City, we take pride in our Walmart, the bowling alley, and ever crowded Taco Bell. The latter of which is the feeding ground of many thriving teenagers who live there. Lake City is the "gateway" to Florida, referring to the fact that we're in between many major cities such as, Gainesville, Jacksonville, etc - all of which can be reached within 30 minutes to 2 hours. Lake City is full of diversity from your country folks (ahem, rednecks) to your musically challenged youth ("scene/punk/angry/insert stereotype here" kids). Whether your just passing through or permanently stuck here, you'll find absolutely nothing here. Other than that, it's just a plain 'ol qaint town.
"Lake City? Wasn't that mentioned in that ATT&T commercial?"
"Yeah! Where the bikini was made, apparently."
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The Most boring town in the Fricken UNIVERSE!!!! WE ONT EVEN HVE AN OUTBACK!!!! I mean come on!!! OH! But we have a STARBUCKS, when we got that my heart leaped a lil! And whats up with all the rednecks!!!
SO where u from? (PERSON #1)
Lake City, Fl! The best darn tootenist town ever!. (PERSON #2)
SHUT UP!! Nobody Like you!! Lake City sucks!!! (ANGERED WIFE OF #2)
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A shitty little shithole of a town that happens to be stuck in the past and is full of mainly Redneck/trailor trash/prick/ Jesus fanatics who don't know their head from their ass. It would at least bring them some confidence to " learn how to spell "and to have " better hygiene " most of the people with sense that live there are looking forward to growing up and getting the hell out of that place.
The worst place you could ever visit is lake city.
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A shity little shit hole of a town in Florida full of mainly Rednecked/trailer trash/pricks who don't know their head from their ass. It would AT LEAST bring them some fucking confidence to “brush there teeth” and “take showers” and LEARN TO READ. Most the people who live there are looking forward to growing up, and getting the hell out of that place.
tourist: Where is the mall?
Lake City guy: You mean da flea market¿
Tourist: Um... Where would I find a computer?
Lake City Guy: You mean dem technology box's
Tourist: What do you do for fun around here?
Lake City Guy: We got some chickens for the women... And you can go cown tippin' but aint let that farmer catch ya cause he shoot will shoot ya. Last time he shoot my pinkie
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Lake City is full of the raddest assed rednecks, the best agriculture class in all of florida (we have awards), also had a bad ass punk scene around 2006, but everyone went shit faced nuts and now the scene sucks.
you have to have an imagination to live here or you'll die of boredom.
person 1: so did you go to that show?
person 2: yea it was at msc drunk trey ran over someone but didn't get in trouble because his dads the mayor
person 1: ah cool
lake city is a tiny town, and we don't want you comin round
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Salt Lake City, Utah. When everyone knows everyone through someone else. Happens a lot in the hipster scene and the gay scene. You think you meet someone cool and new and they are friends with your ex or have dated your ex. Or they went to high school with someone you know.
Girl 1: "I met a cute guy today."
Girl 2: "You did? What's his name?"
Girl 1: "John Smith."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I went to high school with him and he dated that girl Jen for awhile, and also we met him at that party at Braxton's house like a year ago, remember?"
Girl 1: "Damn, Small Lake City."