Land the Plane

Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".

Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-

Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!

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Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing

Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.

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And that's how you land a plane

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

landing planes

to take a nap

Guy 1: Hey, stop sleeping!
Guy 2: I'm not sleeping, I'm landing planes.