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A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.
"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"
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Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
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(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.
Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.
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A old ass phone. Something you dont want.ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DIAL UP.
Who the fuck still uses a landline?
The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.
The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.
Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.
As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.
Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
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(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.
I want your landline so I can personally message you.
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adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.
Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.
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