Landlord Sprinter

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

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