LankyBox Kitchen

The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food

Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.

TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.

Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.

Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.

Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.

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LankyBox Kitchen

The best food you’ll ever eat. Made by the one and only… LANKYBOX! 🐱📦 Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast’s burger but actually good

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:

Pizza
Mac N’ Cheese
Chicken Wings
Salad
Fries
Churros
Brownie Cookies
Soft Drinks
Water
And more coming soon…

Only sells in America right now

Person 1: Did you try the new meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yes! They are my favorite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at

10👍 95👎

Lankybox kitchen

An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN

Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis