lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me