A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.
That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.
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Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.
Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.
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A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard