Lassquatch

A female version of sasquatch, or a female who possesses the same characteristics of sasquatch, I.E. eating mutton chops, giant feet, over 8 ft. tall etc. May cause blurred vision.

"Hey man! you musta been some kinda drunk to be hitting on that lassquatch last night!"

"It was a bit blurry, but i'm pretty sure that was a lassquatch that devoured your mutton, ma'am."