late 20's

A time in ones life where its nearly impossible to binge drink on a weekday, stealing toilet paper from work instead of going to k-mart is unacceptable, and playing a pick-up game of B-ball means 3 days in bed rubbing bengay all over your body.

Johnny: "Wow, Jose Cuervo and I are just not friends anymore.... AND I threw out my back when the stripper was pouring champagne down my throat"
Johnny's wingman: "Welcome to your late 20's my friend"

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Late 20’s

A time in your life that starts at 28.

Damn I’m 28 so I’m officially just now in my late 20’s but I wasn’t at 27 cuz I was in my mid-twenties.

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