latte chop

*a white girl who is intoxicated
*a white girl who hits you while drinking her Starbucks coffee

definition 1:
Sarah: "Hey! Are you staring at that girl's butt?"
Darren: "What? No, of course not! I was just...looking at the street sign"
Sarah: *smacks Darren in the face*
Darren: "You totally just latte chopped me! What IS it with you white girls? So sensitive"

defintion 2:
Tiffany: "have you seen Sarah lately? I can't get a hold of her"
Darren: "She's constantly latte chopped. Don't be surprised if she doesn't return your calls."