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In-law in-law

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

by Uncle Des August 10, 2010

85๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Law's Law

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

by MonsieurLaw December 6, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


By law

Another word for "technically."

Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to

by malignanttumour May 14, 2019


Will-Law

The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."

by ChaiKittyBurps July 13, 2021

59๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


In-Laws

People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!

by This is crazy March 31, 2013

42๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


In-law

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

by Wedding Crasher August 4, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


law

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by Walex December 11, 2003

633๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž