lawn fairy

A derogatory term used to refer to a soccer player. Generally used by football players, meatheads, or other people without necks.

"I saw a lawn fairy in the park yesterday."

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lawn fairy

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.

Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.


Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.

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Lawn Fairies

the guy who said its a soccer player

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns

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Lawn Fairies

noun~

1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.

2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.

Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"

Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."

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