lawsuitable

When you are able to file a lawsuit against a particular thing.

John: Dude this guy just ran over my cat!
Joe: Dude that's so lawsuitable!

Lawsuit

Wealth transfer in the name of justice.

Criminal cases are about paying time for doing the crime; but civil lawsuits are just about an attempt at wealth transfer in the name of justice.

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lawsuit

Something vietnamese people do when they get into accidents.

I got into an accident with a vietmese lady and now she's trying to get as much money as she can out of my insurance by filing a LAWSUIT.

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Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

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lawsuited

To receive a lawsuit

I was lawsuited for pushing him down the mountain, because he was severly injured.

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Lawsuit

that thing you file against your parents because you didnt ask to be born then it starts up some family tea,

you:"mom im filing a lawsuit against you"
mom:"wait sweetie what did i do??"
you:"I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN"
mom:"i didnt either sweetie, always use protection"
you:"oh-"

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lawsuite

What people threaten to do when you post nasty things about them on the internet.

Isn't "HEH HEH I BET THEY'D CHANGE THEIR TUNE IF WE ISSUED A LAWSUITE" what they say 99% of the time? Way to act just like them. (I know you said you're not really suggesting it...but still.)

It's not an actual possibility at all - surely being HERE of all places has taught you that.

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