Lay a log

use the bathroom, defecate.

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."

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laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log