Lay Track

A sexual move that has yet to be performed or even captured on video.

It involves a man and a woman or another man.

The woman lies on her stomach, with a butt plug in her ass, and the man proceeds to shit up and down her back, preferably using only one log.

"So did you lay track on her?"

"I fucking laid track on that bitch, two full logs."

"...You're a sick fuck"

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Laying track

To build memories with friends, when you lay track you are making stories that you can then go over after

"hey man you wanna lay some fat track later?"

"yea dude I'm always down for laying track"

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Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

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Lay Tracks

When you go into a public restroom stall and lay out some smooth sounds... Also known as serious gas farts (also long turds) in the stall.

"I've got to go lay tracks in the sound booth." Also: "Man, I have got to hit the sound booth and lay down some heavy tracks!"

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Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

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laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!