lazy cowboy

A man don't have a full-time employment get a girlfriend then ask her to marry have 1 or more children. (Lazy cowboy) He uses her for resources living expenses.

Lazy cowboy love to make many excuse. honey I m going for my adult high school equivalents.

Hey lazy cowboy still jobless. Your wife or girlfriend isn't going to support you for the rest of your life.

She eventually is going to kick you out

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lazy cowboy

When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah

Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy

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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.

1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!