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League of Legends is a method of birth control.
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THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.
"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."
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The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.
Ryan: Are you going to do your homework? You've been addicted to that game for 3 months
Bryan: No, there's no turning back. I'm on stage 4 League of Legends
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League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".
"Hey bro, wanna play League of Legends tonight?"
"Nah, I have a life"
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The equal reaction of sucking a dick!
"I suck dick"
"Me too,I play League of Legends"
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A game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. It is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can't play for shit.
This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"
The conversation before a ranked match-
NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"
thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"
NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"
People who call roles they can't play-
lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"
(later that match)
lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"
derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
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A gaming site where trolls get trolled.
League of Legends pun:
Let me Ashe you a question..you like LoL puns? I got a Zilean of them!
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