Leati

A big Samoan guy who happens to be the head of his dinner table.

(Set in a Florida Denny’s)

Waitress:
Come over here and see this, he looks too familiar. Isn’t he that pro wrestler dude?

Waiter:
In case you don’t know, his name’s Leati, he’s been a WWE champion for more than 1,000 days.

Waitress:
Okay, now I know why he looks so bulky.