left one

someone asks you to do something that you dont wanna do suck my.......

your friend: can i have a fag? You: "suck my left one" or alternatively "lick me left lip"

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The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

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left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

And If The Left One Is Bigger...?

A term used when someone goes on a long rant about a totally pointless or super-intelligent subject that no one cares about/understands.

Guy 1 - And Thats the theory for quantum physics.
Guy 2 - And if the left one is bigger...?

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Lick my left one

An alternative to Bite my banger. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.

Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?

Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?

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suck my left one

after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

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