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left it

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'

Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

201πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


To the left, to the left

A: A phrase that one says when they are ridding in a car and tell the person driving to take a LEFT, but they do not pay attention.

B: An annoying, but catchy phrase, in the song β€œIrreplaceable” by Beyonce. The use of this phrase does create a quandary, however. Does she want me to put my stuff in the box to her β€œLEFT” or my β€œLEFT”, which would actually be her "RIGHT"?

A:
Yo homeslice, you need to take the next left G. To the LEFT, to the LEFT!!!

B:
Bf: I don’t want to leave you baby!
Beyonce: To the LEFT, to the LEFT. Everything you own in the box to the LEFT!

by ES-dawg February 27, 2007

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Left

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

by Sir Dr. Shitface December 24, 2018

110πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 28, 2022

60πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


left

the opposite of right

by Yellow Dart June 3, 2003

346πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


Left

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

by TJAuto December 13, 2010

91πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


left

<--- that way. it's that simple, folks.

why do you want to look 'left' up in the first place? 'tard.

by AaronB April 5, 2007

312πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž