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lefty situation

When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.

Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”

Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”

Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”

by finetwine February 23, 2020