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leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004

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Leg Humping

When a person romantically or sexually interested in another person won't leave said interest alone.

"Man, he's commented on every one of her facebook statuses for the past two weeks, he's not going to get anywhere that way!"

"Who knows, sometimes girls put out just to make the leg humping stop."

by 72Telecustom April 5, 2010

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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

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hump-leg

Hump-leg, hump-legged (Adjective)
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.

"My orgasm felt so good after banging her I had 'hump-leg' for about five minutes and found it difficult to walk straight"

by b. a. jr October 1, 2007

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