legit as shit

being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.

Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!

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Legit for Shit

When you do a really good job on something but it ends up not being important and a waste of time.

1: Dude I totally aced that quiz!
2: You know it was just a practice quiz, it doesn't count for marks...
1: What?! Man, I was totally legit for shit!

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Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.

Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.

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Legit Shit

The real deal when it comes to taking a crap. Sometimes you feel like you have to take a crap but it's only a false alarm. This is a for real, legit, not fake shit.

Bob: Dude, I have to take a shit!

10 minutes later

Bob: Ahh I feel better

Dillan: It was a legit shit?

Bob: Yeah man, it wasn't a false alarm.

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