legma

A rare disease caused by streaming Fortnite. Can also cause BAWLS, known as Bi-Anesthetic Weight Loss Syndrome. If you have BAWLS, you are a patient of LEGMA-BAWLS, which only happens to 0.069% of the community. It is more common in the United States than anywhere else.

Person 1: bro i heard your dad got legma
Person 2: whats legma
Person 1: LEGMA BAWLS HAHAHAHHAA
Person 2: ohh right yeah my dad said he's gonna go in and get a LEGMA-BAWLS treatment

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legma

n. The accumulation of lint, dead skin, semen, bugs, etc. in the crack between the leg and the genitals

I had to pay that whore an extra $10 to lick up my legma

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eye legma

Looking at the same thing for a unspecified amount of time till your eyes hurt

I have eye legma looking at this I-spy book

Legma

If lava is magma that has surface of the Earth. Legma is the erupted plethora of smegma from one's turtle neck of a foreskin

OMG did you see that guy's legma?
I tried to suck his dick but his legma was disgusting