Lehnga

When your in a situation that’s so fucked up, you might as well put on lingerie as you’re getting screwed regardless.

Friend: Bro I went to go see this girl 2 hours away and then her dad wouldn’t let her leave the house

Me: Wow that’s a serious lehnga fam.

Friend: I’m getting married.

Me: You might as well wear a lehnga fam because without a prenup, you’re fucked!