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In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
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the rule to decide if you want to spend the rest of your date with that person in the first 10 minutes.
Dude i thought the the date was going well but i guess not because after about 10 minutes she said sorry you've been lemon lawed and she left.
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the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.
i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)
That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick
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When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.
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When a girl ain’t got no booty but she wearing them Lulu Lemons. She’s violating the lemon law!
Girl take them off, you violating the Lemon Law You gotta have booty to wear Lulu’s!
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