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lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.
(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"
cockney rhyming slang for smart
just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart
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to do a girl while knees are cross cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and/or doggy in bed or bathroom.
Dud, I totally got a lemon tart at the club after you left. It was awesome.
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When someone is giving a blowjob then pisses
"Hey girl ! want a lemon tart" says the male "sure"says the female
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the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...
lemon tart is a submissive person who loves getting pegged. lemon tart is a sensetive person physically and mentally. can be good though
oh lemon tart here you go again with your attitude it's not my fault jequavia isn't our kid. now come here