Lemonade Stampede

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.

"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"