Lettuce muncher

A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.

Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!

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Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!