Liberal Republican

1: One who collects fecal matter

2: An idiotic oxymoron

3: A myth

I once thought I was a Liberal Republican, but it turns out I was just a bed-wetter.

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Liberal Republican

1. a fiscal conservative
2. a centrist
3. an oxymoron

I was so confused on why he called himself a liberal republican until I found out he was actually just a centrist.